Ridiculous.

Very brief post on Tiger Woods:

The Masters was this past weekend, and Woods rallied from being pretty far back in the pack to coming in second, and the entire world reacted the same way: Oh wow, he lost.

Think about that for a second.

Think about it again.

Ok, good, we're ready now.

Every golf analyst in the world was ready to hand the guy the trophy last thursday, and all of them said similar things when the tournament was over, such as, "not a strong showing for Woods." Are you kidding me? He came in second! Some people wait their whole lives to come in second at the Masters! And the guy had a bum knee! If anyone wants to contend, even for a second, that this second place finish means that he is somehow "slipping," I will publicly flog them with a sea-bass. Yeah, he came in second, but you know what? If you were to tell me that they were going to play the Masters over again tomorrow, I would STILL put all my money on Woods to win. In fact, I'm currently accepting bets on his surgery, I believe he's going to kick that operations ass...anyone want to bet against me? I'll even give you 3:1.

Fuck it, just pay me now.

-Jobimoto out.

"Suck my knob, police-woman!"