I would just like to point out for the record that Captain Eo was the best thing to ever inhabit the 3D theater in Disneyland. The subsequent 3D shitshows like Honey, I Fucked Up Again and Shit Flying at your Face made me fall asleep. Anyone who's gone to Disneyland and grew up on Captain Eo will tell you that. Was it a little creepy and weird? Hell yeah. That's half of what Disney used to be about. Now it's all about poorly-veiled Christian-morality-down-your-throat cocktail hour for 10 year olds.
It's also hilarious to think about how anti-homosexual Disney has become when you consider the end of Captain Eo is Michael Jackson defeating evil by singing a power ballad and shooting rainbow lasers out of his chest, which bleaches his skin tight costume immaculate white, and then he proceeds to dance with a bunch of aliens.
On a related note, California just became the second state in the country to legalize same-sex marriage.
It's about time.
B-Spot out
"That's going to stain...."
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