Standardize test this kid....

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, 49ERS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Breathe)

(Breathe)




(fix broken desk...)



I swear to God, you guys are making it seem like your overriding objective is how badly you can lose these games, or at least how badly you can make yourselves look doing it. The only reason the game was so close last night was because the Cardinals got the same memo, so it turned into a game of sun-deprived dungeons and dragons nerds dragged out of their respective caves, castles, forests, and swamps (A.K.A basements, attics, treehouses, and.... well, swamps) and given a pigskin(no offense, Jobi). I could have sworn I saw a couple guys trying to cast spells on the line, which were misinterpreted as false starts.

But the Dungeon Master was worst of all, and was none other than Shaun Hill. I can't beat up on the kid too much, though, cuz he's a fresh replacement for the awful JT O'Sullivan, and doesn't have the experience to be able to harp on him too much. BUT STILL. It was like the coaching staff gave the rulebook to their little sister and said "OK. Go kill us some dragons"

I mean, seriously. An underhand forward pitch to a guy 10 yards in front of you covered by two defenders? THIS ISN"T 3rd GRADE FLAG FOOTBALL!!! The rest of the team is working hard for the most part, but that guy is starting to make rex grossman look like he can actually go onto the field without his juicy juice.

I'm sorry Shaun, it was just a miserable experience. I hope you get your sea legs under you and let Rex continue to be the one to bring his dinosaur lunchpail into the locker room.

Until then, thank god for college ball.

Ugh.

On a completely unrelated note, my friend got me a free ticket to see Freestyle Love Supreme with Lin Manuel Miranda, star and co writer of In The Heights, and it was fucking hysterical. 4 freestyle singers/rappers, 1 beatboxer, and a piano player doing a completely improved, musical comedy show. Genius. At one point they rapped their way through a scene where a group of Moose were gunned down by Sarah Palin in a helicopter, and then she was gored by the last remaining moose, who in his dying moments sang/screamed "OBAMAaaaaaaa!" All on the suggestion of the word "protection."

'nuff said.

Peace Sauce!


-Bloggi out.

"When does baseball season start?"